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[worktodo]

"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"

(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)

Comments

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

Now you look like Hiccup.

[TEE HEE VIKING JOKES]

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

|:)

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[likewatson]

I guess that works.

Kinda looks like the rim of my hat, though.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

No, that's this.

c|:)

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

That looks like a winter hat. The ones with the pom poms on top?

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

No, that's this.

*c|:)

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[likewatson]

omg :D

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

Is that a cat?

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[likewatson]

No, :D is a bigger :). With teeth I guess?

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

I mean the first thing.

o - head
m - paws
g - hindquarters with tail

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

No, that's just an acronym. People use them a lot in texts. omg, wtf, lol, ilu

et cetera

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[worktodo]

Don't you mean "etc"?

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

I left that one out on purpose. :P (that's a tongue)

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[worktodo]

At the risk of repeating myself: are you twelve.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

I don't respond to rhetorical non-questions.

Also this is a cat: =(^.^)=

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[worktodo]

What are its ears doing down in the middle of its face?

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[likewatson]

Those are its eyes.

  ^ ^
=(^.^)=

There. Happy?

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

Not really.

|:)

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

This concludes our hip trends lesson for the day.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

Great. Now you can fess up about this damn apron.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

Or you can just dust for prints like you said.

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[worktodo]

You wore gloves, huh?

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[likewatson]

Want to bust out a lie detector while you're at it?

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[worktodo]

You're lucky these nutcases have never heard of sodium pentothol.

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[likewatson]

[Truth serum, he's guessing...

Regardless, he doesn't care, because the fact still stands that Albert is threatening to drug him. That's just rude.]

You wouldn't! :(