worktodo: (DISDAIN ☮ coop i don't care about trees)
Albert Rosenfield ([personal profile] worktodo) wrote2020-07-20 12:00 am
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"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"

(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)
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worktodo: (OT3 ☮ harry i think coop ships us)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Not really.

|:)
likewatson: (coop wtf is this)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
This concludes our hip trends lesson for the day.
worktodo: (DISMISS ☮ forty minutes to sign the tab)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Now you can fess up about this damn apron.
likewatson: (smirky smirken)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Or you can just dust for prints like you said.
worktodo: (RECLINE ☮ and i'm workin' my strut)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
You wore gloves, huh?
likewatson: (cowboy.)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Want to bust out a lie detector while you're at it?
worktodo: (LAB ☮ hey check out my bone saw)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You're lucky these nutcases have never heard of sodium pentothol.
likewatson: (what'd you just say?)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Truth serum, he's guessing...

Regardless, he doesn't care, because the fact still stands that Albert is threatening to drug him. That's just rude.]

You wouldn't! :(
worktodo: (UNIMPRESSED ☮ bark like a deputy andy)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Are you just saying that because you have no idea what sodium pentothol is.
likewatson: (what in the—?)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Truth serum, right?

And no I'm saying it because you basically just said you'd drug me.

:(
worktodo: (GLANCE ☮ my god it is a treehouse)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
You brought up the lie detector in the first place.
likewatson: (around the corner)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
A lie detector is not the same as a drug.
worktodo: (LECTURE ☮ let me rantsplain this to you)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
And I don't have either one right now anyway so what the hell is the problem?
likewatson: (intrigued or amused or something)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's the principle of the matter.
worktodo: (PROFILE ☮ i said don't touch anything)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Don't start with me on principles.
likewatson: (&hawk; amusement)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
What about principals?
worktodo: (FILE ☮ right so getting back to reality)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Detention, fifty lines for bad wordplay.
likewatson: (sheriff stance)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I will not abuse homophones"? Is that what those are?
worktodo: (KISS ☮ you do it like this you moron)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
If you wanna get really technical, they're heterographs. Different spelling, same pronunciation, different meaning.
likewatson: (interested!)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
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[God bless the copy & paste function amirite]
worktodo: (PROFILE ☮ i said don't touch anything)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
You cut and pasted those.
likewatson: (lols)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
You're really good at your job.
worktodo: (AGENT ☮ cue the mission impossible theme)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes I am.

So fess up to the apron already.
likewatson: (he didn't do it.)

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[personal profile] likewatson 2013-05-29 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. I fess.
worktodo: (FILE ☮ right so getting back to reality)

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[personal profile] worktodo 2013-05-29 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
And that's twenty minutes we could've just spent heading into town for a steak dinner, wasted on pointless shenanigans.
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