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[worktodo]

"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"

(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)

Comments

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[likewatson]

Truth serum, right?

And no I'm saying it because you basically just said you'd drug me.

:(

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[worktodo]

You brought up the lie detector in the first place.

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[likewatson]

A lie detector is not the same as a drug.

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[worktodo]

And I don't have either one right now anyway so what the hell is the problem?

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[likewatson]

It's the principle of the matter.

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[worktodo]

Don't start with me on principles.

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[likewatson]

What about principals?

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[worktodo]

Detention, fifty lines for bad wordplay.

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[likewatson]

"I will not abuse homophones"? Is that what those are?

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[worktodo]

If you wanna get really technical, they're heterographs. Different spelling, same pronunciation, different meaning.

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[likewatson]

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

[God bless the copy & paste function amirite]

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[worktodo]

You cut and pasted those.

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[likewatson]

You're really good at your job.

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[worktodo]

Yes I am.

So fess up to the apron already.

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[likewatson]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. I fess.

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[worktodo]

And that's twenty minutes we could've just spent heading into town for a steak dinner, wasted on pointless shenanigans.

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[likewatson]

Not pointless! You learned about emoticons.

So when are we leaving? :D

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[worktodo]

YOU'RE not going anywhere.

I'M leaving in ten minutes.

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[likewatson]

What if I follow you?

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[worktodo]

I'm still not buying you a steak.

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[likewatson]

Maybe we should get a grill and you can cook me one with that apron on.

[albert is the lab soundproof

if not you probably just heard harry cackling

just sayin']

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[worktodo]

And maybe I'll put sodium pentothol in it.

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[likewatson]

But I already confessed!

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[worktodo]

Or maybe I won't.

You know how to spot the difference?

>:)

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[likewatson]

Are you saying you're foxy as in sly like a fox as in I won't be able to spot the difference or are you just asking another rhetorical question?

Rhetorical questions make me hungry.