Voicemail

[worktodo]

"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"

(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)

Comments

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[likewatson]

I don't respond to rhetorical non-questions.

Also this is a cat: =(^.^)=

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[worktodo]

What are its ears doing down in the middle of its face?

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[likewatson]

Those are its eyes.

  ^ ^
=(^.^)=

There. Happy?

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[worktodo]

Not really.

|:)

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[likewatson]

This concludes our hip trends lesson for the day.

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[worktodo]

Great. Now you can fess up about this damn apron.

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[likewatson]

Or you can just dust for prints like you said.

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[worktodo]

You wore gloves, huh?

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[likewatson]

Want to bust out a lie detector while you're at it?

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[worktodo]

You're lucky these nutcases have never heard of sodium pentothol.

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[likewatson]

[Truth serum, he's guessing...

Regardless, he doesn't care, because the fact still stands that Albert is threatening to drug him. That's just rude.]

You wouldn't! :(

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[worktodo]

Are you just saying that because you have no idea what sodium pentothol is.

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[likewatson]

Truth serum, right?

And no I'm saying it because you basically just said you'd drug me.

:(

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[worktodo]

You brought up the lie detector in the first place.

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[likewatson]

A lie detector is not the same as a drug.

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[worktodo]

And I don't have either one right now anyway so what the hell is the problem?

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[likewatson]

It's the principle of the matter.

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[worktodo]

Don't start with me on principles.

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[likewatson]

What about principals?

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[worktodo]

Detention, fifty lines for bad wordplay.

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[likewatson]

"I will not abuse homophones"? Is that what those are?

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[worktodo]

If you wanna get really technical, they're heterographs. Different spelling, same pronunciation, different meaning.

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[likewatson]

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
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I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.
I will not abuse heterographs. I will not abuse heterographs.

[God bless the copy & paste function amirite]

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[worktodo]

You cut and pasted those.

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[likewatson]

You're really good at your job.