worktodo: (ARRIVE ☮ i'm here the day is saved)
Albert Rosenfield ([personal profile] worktodo) wrote2012-07-22 08:08 pm

001 | New Bark Town | Video;

[Good morning, Johto! Today, for your viewing pleasure, we have...what appears to be the rather dark and damp interior of a Poochyena's mouth, complete with glistening teeth and a tiny smear of drool at the edge of the camera feed. Not a very decent view, but that's okay, because there's plenty of audio to make up for that — and it seems we've tuned in right in the middle of some rather belligerent ranting...]

—ow what kind of game you're playing here, lady, but I have neither the time nor the patience to stand around while some overzealous kitchen marm tries to stuff me full of animal crackers and ship me off to elementary school. I want to know who you are, I want to know where I am, and most importantly I want to know how the hell you got me here to this godforsaken boondocks in the first place. I have plenty of work to do, and I do not have time for your inane prattle. Just give me some answers so I can be on my way.

[There is some background chatter here, which careful listeners may recognize as Mom's standard speech.]

Listen, June Cleaver, I'll make this very clear: I could not care less about these Puggymans you insist on rambling continuously about. The question is simple: where the hell am I?

[More background chatter! Are we sensing a trend?]

Hn. Forget it.

[Footsteps begin to tap across the linoleum, and in response, the camera begins to shake; evidently, the owner of those teeth is trotting over to give her own greeting to this rather angry newcomer to Johto. And it appears, when the footsteps pause, that he's just noticed her.]

What do you want?

[More shaking of the camera, and then suddenly there is bright light and a whole lot of twisting and rotating as the man apparently takes the Gear out of the dog's mouth and turns it over in his hand, twisting it every which way and tapping it as he inspects it. People who get motion sickness, this is really not the video for you.]

...what is this, a toy or some kind of Star Trek — HELLO.

[And hopefully no one had their volume turned up on their gear, because the man holding it is using his Outside Voice as he addresses the microphone that is apparently about three inches away from his face at the moment.]

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT SOME ANSWERS FOR ME, MR. SCOTT?
no_ufo_ending: (dogs)

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[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2012-07-24 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Usually the little ones turn into bigger ones after they beat the snot out of enough other little ones.
no_ufo_ending: (no this is henry)

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[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2012-07-24 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yup. The people here even call it Evolution.
foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-07-24 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Try one of the cities.

There's restaurants, hotels, indoor plumbing... the works.

... Bit of a hike, but as long as you don't get eaten by a grue...
pianokeys: (Other Father)

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[personal profile] pianokeys 2012-07-24 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
How does the candyman look?
punchandkiss: (Crouched in wait.)

Action!

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-07-24 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Some kid I was talking to said they get a lot bigger.

I just haven't seen any big ones near here.
punchandkiss: (Astrid Does Not Approve.)

Action!

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-07-24 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to in the morning. [She eyes him.]

Are you just going to stand around in this town until someone comes to fetch you?
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (HUMAN SSSSSHIELDS)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-07-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No!

[Yes. Also cartoon, video game, and live action!]

I am not some ssssort of comic book villain! What I am is the worst enemy you could ever have!
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (FAILURE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-07-24 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt that very much! Almost no one is worse than I am!
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSSSHUT UP SSSSHUT UP SSSSHUT UP)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-07-24 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That’s Cobra Commander, and I’m not any of that! And why on earth would I contribute anything useful to thissss conversation? All you've done is insult me!
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (GET HIM!)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-07-24 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Not today they don't! You'll get no information from me! Ever!
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THISSSSSSS)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-07-24 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No! I refuse! I'm going to ssstay on thiss channel and waste your time! Forever!

[Because he hasn't found out how to hang up yet, right?]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSTOP CALLING ME)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-07-25 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I will!

[Wait, is that dial tone? Did he just hang on up him? When did that happen?

How rude! Well, no matter what, Albert hasn't seen the last of Cobra Commander! Not by a long shot!]
tapestodiane: (audrey)

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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-07-25 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course it's your dog. c: it was a thing meant to be.]

[And so Cooper asnwers with the totally earnest tone of voice that means he's completely serious despite what he's about to say.]


You did. In a dream.


[SO DID YOU MISS THIS GUY]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-07-25 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly, yep.

No roads.

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