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"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"
(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)
"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"
(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)
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[And after claiming Astrid would be, all that time ago. For shame, Albert.]
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[BLAME HARRY.]
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[You know, for being a dragon boy in dragon village, he sure was missing a certain farm of justice-y alignment.]
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Worse than being hauled around and manhandled by a six-foot green sparklebear?
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Could've been eaten, for one. [Pause.] Two, it could have been pink, I guess.
[He sure is trying to play this one straight.]
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[...Probably.]
So how're things off in the wild blue yonder, anyway? You coming back anytime soon or can I rent out your room?
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[Yeah, that makes sense.]
Things are...okay, I guess. Could be better, could be worse. I think we're coming back soon, but as long as nobody wrecks the books that are there and you don't give up my lab space, room renting is fine by me.
[Also tee hee, his room. You like him, Albert, admit it.]
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No but really there are a lot of vacancies at this stupid house at the moment, it's sort of depressing a little.]
That lab space was a present. I don't renege on gifts, kid. How about your girlfriend and the lady in red?
[HE IS ONLY ASKING BECAUSE COOP WOULD WANT HIM TO. YEAH.]
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One, not my girlfriend. Two, Carmen. Three? I assume they'd come back with me. Or take me wherever they'd rather go. One of those.
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...Who the heck leaves Hiccup in charge?]
You know Albert, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were worried about us.
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Worrying about you buffoons is Cooper's job. If I'm doing anything, it's just to pick up his damn slack.
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I'm sure he'll appreciate that, when he finds out.
[Hiccup might be teasing, but he also...kind of means it...]
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[DAMMIT, COOP.]
Oh, yeah, and don't forget when you get back — stay away from the back forty, by the trees. We've got the flesh-eating snowflake chained up out there.
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[Without it...eating your flesh...]
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So it came with us.
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That was...oddly polite of you. I think. [Just how big is this thing that it weighs four hundred pounds, what the hell.] What are you going to do with it when summer comes around?
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Well, it's too big to shove in the fridge. Maybe we'll build it an igloo and hope it doesn't melt. Or a swimming pool or something.
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[PLEASE, UNCLE ALBERT, PLEEEEEASE.]
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[SON, HE WAS KIDDING.]
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[He sounds pretty serious there, Uncle Albert.]
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JUDGING SO HARD.]
Well, golly gee, I'll run right outside and start digging one, then.
[No, seriously, you have got to be kidding.]
Do you even know how to swim?
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Albert, I grew up on an island, okay? Of course I can swim.
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And you think the money and muscle for this is what, just gonna fall out of the sky?
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[DO YOU WANT TO WATCH HIM CHILL IN A POOL WITH SNOWFLAKE JAWS OR DO YOU WANT TO BE SLICING HIS CORPSE OPEN IN THE LAB?]
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