Voicemail

[worktodo]

"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"

(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)

Comments

may 1st - audio

[newberktown]

I think I may die if we don't get one.

[He sounds pretty serious there, Uncle Albert.]

may 1st - audio

[worktodo]

[CAN YOU JUST HEAR HIM JUDGING YOU IN THE SILENCE THAT ENSUES HERE.

JUDGING SO HARD.]

Well, golly gee, I'll run right outside and start digging one, then.

[No, seriously, you have got to be kidding.]

Do you even know how to swim?

may 1st - audio

[newberktown]

[What? It's not his fault summer wasn't included in Berk's four seasons--spring, fall, winter, and devastating winter!]

Albert, I grew up on an island, okay? Of course I can swim.

may 1st - audio

[worktodo]

[Whereas at the Justice Farm, there is only one season: the winter of Albert's discontent.]

And you think the money and muscle for this is what, just gonna fall out of the sky?

may 1st - audio

[newberktown]

I'll pay for it! And I'll help, too, I promise!

[DO YOU WANT TO WATCH HIM CHILL IN A POOL WITH SNOWFLAKE JAWS OR DO YOU WANT TO BE SLICING HIS CORPSE OPEN IN THE LAB?]

may 1st - audio

[worktodo]

[Hnnnngh.

HRRRGHNGH.

FNNNNNAGH.]

All right, the next time I'm in town, I'm gonna find a contractor and get some price and work quotes. And then out of you I better see a payment schedule, a ground plan for where we're putting the damn thing, a timetable for how we're getting it in, the whole bit, you got it? You want this thing, you better be ready to do the legwork for it.

may 1st - audio

[newberktown]

Absolutely, you got it!

[AHAHAHAHAHA, SWIMMING POOL. HE WINS. TAKE THAT, SUMMER. It had been tough, but things were finally coming up Hiccup.]

Looks like this summer won't be so terrible, after all.