Entry tags:
- and why is he so angry,
- approaching canon levels of absurdity,
- arceus help you all,
- best coworkers ever,
- everything is stupid forever,
- here to kick ass and autopsy bodies,
- hit the deck it's agent rosenflower,
- i love you but only like gandhi,
- i'm here the day is saved,
- i've got work to do dammit,
- like sherman in atlanta,
- making labcoats sexy since 1989,
- nothing but shenanigans forever,
- shenanigans are imminent,
- so i heard you like manhugs,
- stocking up on aspirin,
- this is all coop's fault somehow,
- welcome to the justice farm of science,
- where the hell is my lab,
- ▶ saffron city
011 | Saffron City | Action;
[So here's Albert.
Since coming to Johto, Albert's seen a lot of wacky shit go down. He's seen people mutating into some kind of hideous hybrid creature from an airborne mutant virus. He's seen ledges that defy the laws of physics. He's seen dragons and dinosaurs and aliens. He's seen people who claim beyond a shadow of a doubt to be actual ponies. He's been yelled at by a teenage Viking. He's been flown all over creation on a bird with clouds for wings and carried forcibly around by a giant green sparklegrizzly and endured patently stupid roadtrips that involved caves and forests and god only knows what else. He's been taunted by ghosts. He's been assaulted with puppies. He's fallen in a really big hole.
He's survived the freaking Armageddon and still didn't let it ruin Christmas.
And now, here on the third day of this latest bout of flagrant insanity, in his quiet home in Saffron City with a brand new swimming pool sparkling in the yard and a snarling levitating three-hundred-pound flesh-eating snowflake snapping at the end of its chain near the outhouse, he is stepping outside to collect himself with a cup of coffee and a moment's peace—
...
And there is a BIG DAMN TREE TRANSPLANTED RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF HIS FORMERLY PRISTINE SIDEWALK, and WHEN THE HELL DID THAT GET THERE and WHO THE HELL EVEN RIPS UP A TREE AND—
...
...
Silently, Albert sips his coffee.
Just another day in Johto, apparently.]
Since coming to Johto, Albert's seen a lot of wacky shit go down. He's seen people mutating into some kind of hideous hybrid creature from an airborne mutant virus. He's seen ledges that defy the laws of physics. He's seen dragons and dinosaurs and aliens. He's seen people who claim beyond a shadow of a doubt to be actual ponies. He's been yelled at by a teenage Viking. He's been flown all over creation on a bird with clouds for wings and carried forcibly around by a giant green sparklegrizzly and endured patently stupid roadtrips that involved caves and forests and god only knows what else. He's been taunted by ghosts. He's been assaulted with puppies. He's fallen in a really big hole.
He's survived the freaking Armageddon and still didn't let it ruin Christmas.
And now, here on the third day of this latest bout of flagrant insanity, in his quiet home in Saffron City with a brand new swimming pool sparkling in the yard and a snarling levitating three-hundred-pound flesh-eating snowflake snapping at the end of its chain near the outhouse, he is stepping outside to collect himself with a cup of coffee and a moment's peace—
...
And there is a BIG DAMN TREE TRANSPLANTED RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF HIS FORMERLY PRISTINE SIDEWALK, and WHEN THE HELL DID THAT GET THERE and WHO THE HELL EVEN RIPS UP A TREE AND—
...
...
Silently, Albert sips his coffee.
Just another day in Johto, apparently.]
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[But the thing is, even if he believes it ... it matters that he does. It makes her feel like she can trust him, just a bit. But there are other things to take into account too.]
[She wets her lip in another subtle show of hesitation but her gaze is steady, still.]
I thought the cops didn't believe in ghosts.
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[It's that simple, really.]
When I come up with a better one for what I saw, believe me, I'll be on it in an instant. The guy who solved your case, he's good at answers. And he's been right enough times for me to figure out that sometimes I've just got to let him have his methods. I don't have to like 'em. I don't even have to believe in 'em myself. But I believe in the results.
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[That's all she wanted, really. Truth.]
[And if this man and the one he's talking about are like this, then it seems like maybe that's what they got to in the end. It's comforting. It's terrible, too.]
No one likes the answers.
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[It still irritates him even now, the altercation in the morgue. Then, it had been for the more immediate, superficial reasons of having incompetent dunderheads trying to get in the way of his work. But the deeper-seated frustration stemmed from the knowledge he has now, that if they hadn't interfered when they did...]
I could've had him a lot sooner if your folksy friends down on the farm hadn't gotten in my way.
[He pauses, because he doesn't have to tell her what comes next; it won't matter to her in the long run, and it's arguably just as callous as detailing the way she died. But this time, he doesn't stop, because covering up the shame and injustice of something doesn't mean it goes away.]
Your cousin would probably still be alive if they'd have let me do my job. How's that for sentimentality.
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[But anything she might have said in response to those first few things is cut short when he brings up Maddy, and Laura's mind stops short for a moment. That ... no. Oh, god, why.]
Maddy's dead?
[Maddy, who she didn't love because she didn't love anyone, but who she had loved once and who was almost like a big sister to her, who she hadn't seen for years but had said that she could call her anytime, and once or twice she had.]
He killed Maddy?
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But it does make him angry, and it's going to bother him for a long time. He's going to carry the memories of Laura Palmer and Maddy Ferguson with a particular weight to them, the same one that some other victims have piled on before them (whose names and faces he remembers, when they'd had names and faces remaining to attach) — because if not for that incident, Ben Horne and Doc Hayward and Harry's fists and Cooper's deadly calm, if not for that he would've caught it. He could've had the killer sooner.
It means he didn't do the job the best he could've, and that leaves him feeling like he's failed them, these girls, these kids, because they got justice but it was a hollow sham of what it could've been.]
Yeah. She came to town to visit. Helping out your folks, I think it was.
[His voice turns a little softer.]
The two of you could've been twins.
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[She says this quietly because the memory is immediately tainted with the knowledge that Maddy's gone and because if BOB killed her then Laura figures it has to be for that very reason, because they look so much alike. But unlike someone else Albert knows she's not going to blame herself for such a thing - it just makes her feel even more sick when she thinks about BOB. It's a mix of coiling hatred, shame and fear. Amplified because of Maddy and Ronette.]
[She wishes so much nothing of this had ever happened to her. She won't take the blame, none of BOB's crap is her fault (even if a lot of other things are), but she understands that she's still the center. And she hates it. She hates it so much.]
[Some of that is bound to be showing in her face, the fist she's making against her thigh.]
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[It's a repeat of the question before, but this time it's an imperative. A little gentle direction might settle her down, draw her back; in Coop's worst moments, he'd done the same thing. Simple, easy, uncomplicated instructions. Drink this coffee. Go take a nap, you'll feel better. Sit here, eat this. No need to think; just to function.
Maybe this is a good warm-up, since sooner or later she's going to have to hear it about her father.]
You've got questions you want to ask me, don't you?
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Yes. [She is drawn back by that question, if she wasn't by the request, the suggestion before it. It's a surprisingly easy thing to admit, the next thing she says, probably because she knows distantly that this isn't real enough to stay with her when she disappears. There's no need to waste time. That, and he speaks without masks, so then she can too.] But I'm scared to ask.
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I don't blame you.
[He offers her a look that, if it'd been in his shoulders instead of his eyes, would've been a shrug.]
But are you ever going to get the chance to again?
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[Mixed in with that is naturally the topic at hand. But he's right, and she already knows she's going to ask about everything. She just needed that moment to admit to herself (and someone else, maybe that was just as important) how daunting it is.]
[She's still thinking about Maddy, but the question could mean either of them, when she does ask it after a moment of silence.]
How did it happen?
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Sounds about right.]
You were found wrapped in plastic on the shore of a lake by a guy named Pete Martell. Maddy was found on a golf course — same M.O., wrapped in plastic. It's not the first time our office has chased a signature like that. We've seen other girls wrapped in plastic before, too.
Neither one of you died where you were ultimately found; you were both moved. You'd been tied up; she hadn't. Your killer probably had more time with you than he did with her, both in planning the murder and in — pun intended — executing it. From what you've told me here, my conclusion would follow — you knew your death was coming. She didn't.
You both died of blunt force trauma. For her, it went fast. He cracked her head open right here. [He taps his face, between the eyebrows and above his nose.] For you, it didn't go so fast. You suffered multiple wounds, and no single one of them was enough to do you in. Assuming the guy knew what he was doing, and given who we're talking about I expect that he did, that all suggests to me that Maddy's was an impulse killing, targeted toward the goal of seeing her dead as the desired endgame. You were someone he wanted to see suffer, so he made sure to make it last.