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TESTING: VALIDATION

☉ SAFFRON CITY LABS ☉
1212 Amber Lane, Saffron City, Kanto
Audio: (555) 765-3666 — Text: (555) 756-6732
John Deerling, Ph.D., Laboratory Director
Toxicology Report
Report Issued: 10/09/2012 14:40

Patient Name: REDACTED
Patient ID: 20H914G
Chain: 421335
Age/Level: 30L
Gender: M
Species: PARAS
Workorder: 125781

Specimens Received:

ID: 001
Tube/Container: CLEAR GLASS VIAL
Volume/Mass: 5g
Collection Date/Time: 9/01/1989
Matrix Source: "STUN" SPORE

Positive Findings:

SEE ATTACHED SHEETS FOR DETAILED ANALYSIS

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[It's afternoon waning toward evening in Saffron City, and at the moment Albert Rosenfield can be found in one of the city's small Pokemon parks, a briefcase stowed securely on a nearby bench and a pink rubber ball in one hand. With him today are his Scyther, obediently hovering near the bench and briefcase like a good underling, and his Poochyena, who appears to be more interested in the ball than anything else.

Albert, meanwhile, is spending the majority of his time giving the ball a series of thoughtful squeezes in his hand while he thinks, but occasionally rears back and lets it fly in a surprisingly graceful arc — at which point Gandhina unfailingly tears off after it, paws scrabbling at the grass and dirt as she hurtles off into the distance to retrieve her toy.]

The problem isn't going to be isolating it, it's going to be getting it to stick around long enough to do any good. However those mushrooms came about, evolution or divine design, you've got to give them some credit — we're looking at pretty nasty stuff here. Direct contact ought to be the easier of the two to handle, once we come up some way of making the neutralizing agent stick. Respiratory...unless you've got any bright ideas, we're gonna need a mask.

[At this point, Gandhina comes charging back with a now-somewhat-slobbery ball in her teeth, and Albert crouches down to retrieve it from her, but sets it aside and stays down to examine her adorable puppy muzzle and jowls.]

Hold still, you dumb mutt — you know, I was going to say it'd be a problem to cut off the use of your jaws with a rig like that, but anything that keeps you from picking up everything under the sun —

[Pleased by the attention and presuming these words of her master's are praise, Gandhina's tail is wagging at about a mile a minute.]

Dummy, grab the tape measure and toss it over here. Not the easiest task in the world without a set of opposable thumbs, I know, but hey, you're a bright bug, I'm sure you're up to the challenge.

[And then, as a Scyther leans over to retrieve the aforementioned tape measure, he abruptly notices that the Gear is on and quickly — and probably a little guiltily — shuts it off.]

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[Later, a more intentional bit of commentary from Albert hits the network.]

So whose bright idea was it to hide all the tolerable cities on the other end of a six-hour train ride? Skyscrapers, business districts, a concert hall. Five minutes out of the station and I'd already counted eight coffee peddlers.

Now all that's left is to turn a corner and come across a bakery selling thirty-one flavors of pie, and by golly, we'll have ourselves the makings of heaven here.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I can tell you right now that they're fond of surprises.

_{[Somewhat darkly, really.]}

And that they're likely to have quite a few connections on their own. From what I can tell they've been getting progressively more dangerous as well - I imagine that's thanks to the outsiders they've recruited.

I'll tell you one thing, if those blunderheads that call themselves a rebel faction of peacekeepers keep going the way they have been, the Rockets are going to be the only ones that ever have a surprise on their side. Might as well just put up a damn billboard for all they know about subtlety.

[Still not impressed. No, sir.]

We know at least one of them likes to use explosives. Think they've ever seen a sniffer dog before?

We do what we can with the people we have, Albert.

_{[And Coop agrees that there's a lot of refinement to be done here - but he's also acknowledging that they are still an amateur group, and one that's managed pretty well so far.]

[As for the question ...]}

Given the variety of worlds ... I wouldn't count on it. _{[Hm hm. Wouldn't help against explosion and self-destruct, like that time with the bugs - and man, he's only now realizing just how long he's really been here - but it's still a definite advantage towards things like the Lighthouse and the time the Game Corner was threatened.]}

It's more than likely that they have their own scientists, possibly even a lab. My opinion is that dabble in a lot more than explosives.

Nobody bats an eye at somebody walking around with a dog at his heels around here. And it might get us more than just a planted charge. If the people who build and set it are walking around, there's the chance of residue in their clothes and on their skin. Dog might get you an ID on who some of these guys really are.

[The chances of passing one in a crowd are slim to none, maybe, but a long shot's better than no shot at all, isn't it?]

Whatever they've got is probably better than what I've got access to. But the more you can find out, the more I can try to combat, anyway.

We could train Sheriff if you could provide the components he'd have to search for.

_{[See how well that takes. It's definitely worth a shot.]}

There's a lot of ground to cover. I'll get started on a list with the most important details when I get back - we should sit down and discuss this thoroughly.

And get Gordon on board, too.

Anything that might've been left behind when the lighthouse blew is long gone by now. On the other hand, there's always the chance that hissing chowderhead will send one of us a mail bomb and do the hard work for us.

[He remarks, ever so dry.]

In the meantime, I'll scout around and see if I can make some guesses about what they might be using. Breakfast on me when you get back? It's the least I can do for sparing me forty-eight earplug-less hours in close proximity with Gordon.

I'm happy to do it, Albert. _{[Touch dry himself, but not without a small smile as he nods.]} And breakfast sounds fantastic.

When you get back.

[A PAUSE.]

Oh, and Coop.

Yes, Albert?

Have fun on your vacation.

I'll be sure to show you the pictures.

_{[And end feed. See what he did there.]}

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