And that's exactly why I'm not running off into the woods like an overeager Boy Scout.

[He shakes his head with exasperation.]

I'm not talking about the wildlife, princess. I'm talking about the nice, simple, everyday things that might just be waiting around to kill you. You have any idea if there's fresh water out there? How about what the local climate's like at night? How to start a fire? What's safe to eat and what's going to leave you incapacitated by the side of the road? So you've fought a dragon. You got anything on you that's going to fight off an infection if you cut yourself? Did it even occur to you to think about the hazards that don't come on four legs?