Great, so now Toto's coming with me, too.

[Silently, the Poochyena hopes that is not actually her name. She doesn't feel much like a Toto, but of course her trainer would know best...]

Okay. So you're telling me I should just go find a hotel and stay put for the next...however long it's going to take you to go rent a dragon and fly down to whisk me and my pooch off on a magical adventure in dreamland. Does that about cover it?