Yeah, and an unattended toddler will stick a fork in an electrical socket, but it's still your job to stop him every time he tries. Those are just the hard breaks that come with being a single teenage mother.
[Meanwhile, the Poochyena is wagging her tail at this talk of sticks, because she would very much like to chase a stick, actually, and thank you.]
Action!
[Meanwhile, the Poochyena is wagging her tail at this talk of sticks, because she would very much like to chase a stick, actually, and thank you.]
What spiel did she give you?