worktodo: (ARRIVE ☮ i'm here the day is saved)
Albert Rosenfield ([personal profile] worktodo) wrote2012-07-22 08:08 pm

001 | New Bark Town | Video;

[Good morning, Johto! Today, for your viewing pleasure, we have...what appears to be the rather dark and damp interior of a Poochyena's mouth, complete with glistening teeth and a tiny smear of drool at the edge of the camera feed. Not a very decent view, but that's okay, because there's plenty of audio to make up for that — and it seems we've tuned in right in the middle of some rather belligerent ranting...]

—ow what kind of game you're playing here, lady, but I have neither the time nor the patience to stand around while some overzealous kitchen marm tries to stuff me full of animal crackers and ship me off to elementary school. I want to know who you are, I want to know where I am, and most importantly I want to know how the hell you got me here to this godforsaken boondocks in the first place. I have plenty of work to do, and I do not have time for your inane prattle. Just give me some answers so I can be on my way.

[There is some background chatter here, which careful listeners may recognize as Mom's standard speech.]

Listen, June Cleaver, I'll make this very clear: I could not care less about these Puggymans you insist on rambling continuously about. The question is simple: where the hell am I?

[More background chatter! Are we sensing a trend?]

Hn. Forget it.

[Footsteps begin to tap across the linoleum, and in response, the camera begins to shake; evidently, the owner of those teeth is trotting over to give her own greeting to this rather angry newcomer to Johto. And it appears, when the footsteps pause, that he's just noticed her.]

What do you want?

[More shaking of the camera, and then suddenly there is bright light and a whole lot of twisting and rotating as the man apparently takes the Gear out of the dog's mouth and turns it over in his hand, twisting it every which way and tapping it as he inspects it. People who get motion sickness, this is really not the video for you.]

...what is this, a toy or some kind of Star Trek — HELLO.

[And hopefully no one had their volume turned up on their gear, because the man holding it is using his Outside Voice as he addresses the microphone that is apparently about three inches away from his face at the moment.]

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT SOME ANSWERS FOR ME, MR. SCOTT?
tapestodiane: all of these are mine unless otherwise noted! (interesting)

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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-07-25 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[BECAUSE ILY]

Positive.
tapestodiane: (snowshoe rabbit)

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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-07-25 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

In the dream you were here with her.

[He'd gotten to know her quite well, all things considered. And get reacquainted with Albert himself.]
tapestodiane: (interpol)

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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-07-25 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns on his end - the details are fuzzy, especially when he's still trying to control a quite literal fire in his blood. But it comes to him slowly, and he says them out loud as they do.]

You brought me chocolate.

[He sounds sort of bewildered at that detail himself, although still certain that it was there. Then, of course, is the most important thing.]

And Gandhina hunted for owls.
tapestodiane: (car)

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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2012-07-25 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Frown. No, but...]

I think you were searching me.

[... cause that doesn't sound odd at all. It comes back to him with sudden clarity though, the reason why, and he's quiet for a moment but decides not to let Albert in on Windom being there too - not yet.]

[Alright, bird dog, apparently.]


I'm saying she's quite intelligent and that I believe the two of you will get along.
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-07-25 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
What?

Dude, dragon?

Psht.

Come on, get real.

[A beat.]

Giant birds are the fave around here.

[GET WITH THE TIMES ALBERT.]
punchandkiss: (So as you can see...)

Action!

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-07-25 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Astrid raises an eyebrow.]

There's a road, it looks like.
punchandkiss: (Astrid Does Not Approve.)

Re: Action!

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-07-26 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[And that gets a glare.]

'Normal' people?
punchandkiss: (What you did there? I see it.)

Action!

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-07-26 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
...From where I'm standing you're the weirdo in the funny looking pajama clothes.

[What else would a suit be?]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-07-26 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[To be fair, she doesn't know that yet.]

There's a LOT of things that exist around here that probably shouldn't, just for the record.

Might wanna get used to it.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-07-26 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Soulless ghost cicadas that send you into comas.

[How's THAT for specific, Mr. Picky?]
no_ufo_ending: (suspicious)

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[personal profile] no_ufo_ending 2012-07-27 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
It happens fast in this world--like in a flash of light.
exeggutorhead: (yeah well I guess so)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2012-07-27 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, just about as much sense as the fire-breathing wildlife.

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