Maybe I want a live one, so Pa and I can take it out back and chop its head off the good old-fashioned way.

[Oh, huh, this is new. Albert hasn't really had to contend with the Original Trainer function yet, but now that the topic has come up, he'll just truck on over to one of his new acquisitions and...]

"Kiki". No surname's showing up. That's going to make an APB difficult.