Floor Plan: Albert Rosenfield's Justice Farm Of SCIENCE

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☆ THE JUSTICE FARM ☆



A lofty and fairly pretentious blurb describing the place will someday go here, or possibly I will just fill it with some scathing comment from Albert about how it looks like a treehouse or some equally annoyed thing, but suffice to say it will be very lofty and also pretentious, as such a thing rightfully ought to be. Also I should definitely shoop in a Shuckle free-ranging on the front lawn somewhere.

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FLOOR PLAN: DOWNSTAIRS


KEY:

D1 → Covered Porch. Further deets go here.
D2 → Dining Room, 148.5 ft². Further deets go here.
D3 → Living Room, 323 ft². Further deets go here.
D4 → Kitchen, 168 ft². Further deets go here.
D5 → Albert's Room, 208 ft². Further deets go here.
D6 → Albert's Bathroom. Further deets go here.
D7 → Albert's Walk-In Closet. Further deets go here.
D8 → Laundry Room. Further deets go here.
D9 → Covered Porch. Further deets go here.
D10 → Breezeway. Further deets go here.
D11 → Science Garage, 440 ft². Further deets go here.

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FLOOR PLAN: UPSTAIRS


KEY:

U1 → The Bunkhouse, 202.5 ft². Currently home to Sheriff Harry S. Truman.
U2 → New Tibet, 221 ft². Currently home to Dale Cooper and Carmen Sandiego.
U3 → Available Bedroom #3, 201.5 ft². Further deets go here.
U4 → Kickass Window Seat. Further deets go here.

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FLOOR PLAN: BASEMENT


KEY:

B1 → Science Room #1. Further deets go here.
B2 → Science Room #2. Further deets go here.
B3 → Science Room #3. Further deets go here.

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ANYTHING ELSE WORTHY OF NOTE
• There is an upright piano — old, but in tune — in the living room.
• On one side of the house lies a set of locked cellar doors that lead down into the basement, to help facilitate the moving-in of SCIENCE!! machinery.
• You better believe there's more than one coffee machine in that kitchen.
• There are deadbolt locks on all the bathroom doors. Albert is the only one who has the keys to these deadbolts, and only locks them in moments of extreme need.
• Speaking of extreme need, there's an ancient outhouse in one corner of the backyard.
• There is allegedly a wild Rattata in the basement. Allegedly, because no one has ever seen it, much less stood a chance of catching it. And yet it looms.