[Watch him get even worse in the span of .002 seconds.]

You mean the pink-haired nutcase who thinks she's a pony? The one who just decided to play righteous crusader and get on my case because she thinks the way I talk to my animals constitutes abusing them? You better believe I've met her — she just spent the past twenty minutes making me out to be the next Ivan the Terrible because I didn't name my praying mantis "Huggyboo".

[And there it is.]