[Hey, man, Albert is just doing his job as Designated Wingman to have nothing but utter contempt for any and all ladies his bro shows interest in. Nicknames are a natural extension.]

Misbehaving ghosts, huh? [This is so stupid, he cannot believe he is actually saying this but—] There are worse people you could run into when tangling with a mess like that. They get it straightened out for you?

[Y'know, considering Coop is basically a professional shaman and Carmen is some kind of ridiculous master Pokemon wrangler.]