[Okay, well, there's a malevolent spirit that happens to be the eons-old incarnation of ultimate evil wreaking havoc on a cityful of people and also occasionally the people he cares about get shot and sometimes spend two minutes legally dead, but y'know, let's not talk about that.]

Yeah? Then I've got some good news for you — in another day or so you're going to be in a certified Gordon-free city. Enjoy the peace and quiet.