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[Oh, look. It's yet another anonymous text showing up on the network during this lack-of-Gear-ID crisis! ...Not that it's exactly hard to tell who might be behind it, but hey.]

It looks like this damn network is still on the fritz, so I'm going to keep this brief:

• While bees can fly in the rain, there's a variety of reasons why they usually don't. Not least among these reasons is that they can detect changes in air pressure, and therefore generally have the good sense to stay in the hive when a storm's on its way. Skunks also don't take well to rain and damp conditions because it puts them at higher risk of coming down with pneumonia, which is usually fatal. So for anybody who thinks they're going to run into one or both of them in the near future, bear in mind that so long as these storms keep up, the chances of it are pretty much slim to none.

• I'm not buying Tylenol, but you better believe I'm stocking up on aspirin.

• And where the hell do these eggs keep coming from? What do I look like, a henhouse?