Voicemail

[worktodo]

"Whatever you want, make it fast — I've got work to do, dammit!"

(Or just come harass him in person over here on the Farm!)

Comments

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

YOU'RE not going anywhere.

I'M leaving in ten minutes.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

What if I follow you?

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

I'm still not buying you a steak.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

Maybe we should get a grill and you can cook me one with that apron on.

[albert is the lab soundproof

if not you probably just heard harry cackling

just sayin']

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

And maybe I'll put sodium pentothol in it.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

But I already confessed!

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

Or maybe I won't.

You know how to spot the difference?

>:)

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

Are you saying you're foxy as in sly like a fox as in I won't be able to spot the difference or are you just asking another rhetorical question?

Rhetorical questions make me hungry.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

Shame you're not getting a steak then, huh.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

What if I take YOU out?

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

Then you're paying.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

I can live with that.

Ten minutes before I leave without you!

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[worktodo]

Don't hog the bathroom for nine of them.

text & a mysterious package; may 12

[likewatson]

I'll try not to.

june 5th - text.

[newberktown]

I was only there for like five seconds so I could be wrong but

was your giant snowflake in my pool?

june 5th - text.

[worktodo]

It was better that than the alternative.

june 5th - text.

[newberktown]

Okay, just thought I'd check. At least someone gets to enjoy it.

june 5th - text.

[worktodo]

What, are you still on extended vacation?